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    UNREALISTIC

    Bachelor Bob: "I got a cookbook for Christmas from my mom, but after checking out some of the recipes, I decided to toss it into the garbage can."

    Married Marvin: "Too much fancy work in it, eh?"

    Bachelor Bob: "You said it! Every recipe began with the same words: Take a clean dish...How unrealistic can you get?

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