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    RESEARCH

    Finagle's Rules for Scientific Research:

    1. Do not believe in miracles--rely on them.

    2. Experiments must be reproducible--they should fail the same way.

    3. Always verify your witchcraft.

    4. First draw your curves--then plot your readings.

    5. Be sure to obtain meteorological information before leaving on vacation.

    6. A record of data is useful--it indicates that you've been working.

    7. Experience is directly proportional to equipment ruined.

    8. To study a subject best--understand it thoroughly before you start.

    9. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.

     

    Finagle's Laws of Information:

     

    1. The information you have is not what you want.

    2. The information you want is not what you need.

     

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