Edwin Bliss said, "The pursuit of excellence is gratifying and healthy. The
pursuit of perfection is frustrating, neurotic, and a terrible waste of time."
Tim Hansel, Eating Problems for Breakfast, Word Publishing, 1988,
The Perfect Story: There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course,
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding
road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the perfect couple, they
stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his
toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately,
the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an
accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?
Answer: The perfect woman. She's the only one that really existed in the first
place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a
A Male's Response: So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman
must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.