Someone once said, "There's nothing quite so early as morning."
Victor R. Ferraris.
An alarm clock is a mechanism used to scare the daylights into you.
Anybody who sleeps like a baby doesn't have one.
Franklin P. Jones in Good Housekeeping.
Another name for a morning grouch is a surly riser.
June Brady in American Journal of Nursing.
One husband's pet theory: "I think women were put on earth to make men feel guilty about taking a nap."
There ought to be a better way of starting the day than having to get up.
Earl Wilson, Field Newspaper Syndicate.