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Maryann's Law: You can always find what you're not looking for.

Source Unknown.

Law of the Search: The first place to look for anything is the last place you'd expect to find it.

Source Unknown.

Marlon Brando wandered so much on his way to kindergarten, that his sister Jocelyn eventually had to take him to class on a leash. 

E. Lucaire, Celebrity Trivia, 1980.

Miller's Corollary: Objects are lost because people look where they are not instead of where they are. 

Henry L. Miller.