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    HOSPITAL

    (Sing to the tune of "Home on the Range")

    Oh, give me a bed, just a hospital bed and let me sleep all

    through the night.

    Whatever you do, please don't wake me at two, let me sleep til

    the dawn's early light.

    First Chorus:

    Sleep, glorious sleep, don't wake me at three for a shot.

    Can't you see, my dear nurse, that I'm just getting worse

    when you wake me at three on the dot?

    How often at night do you turn on my light for a temp'rature

    check or a test,

    Then I lie here and toss, getting angry and cross, will I ever

    get some rest?

    Second Chorus:

    Sleep, glorious sleep, don't wake me to wa-ash my face,

    Let me lie here asleep in a slumber so deep, or I'll

    get out of this place.

    You woke me at two, now I'm pleading with you, go away and

    just leave me alone,

    I don't want to count sheep, I just want to sleep, if I need

    you I'll call on the phone.

    Third Chorus:

    Sleep, glorious sleep, don't wake me at three or at four,

    Let me sleep through the night til the dawn's early light,

    and I'll never come here any more!

     

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