Years ago, a large statue of Christ was erected high in the Andes on the border between
Argentina and Chile. Called "Christ of the Andes," the statue symbolizes a
pledge between the two countries that as long as the statue stands, there will be peace
between Chile and Argentina. Shortly after the statue was erected, the Chileans began to
protest that they had been slighted -- the statue had its back turned to Chile. Just when
tempers were at their highest in Chile, a Chilean newspaperman saved the day. In an
editorial that not only satisfied the people but made them laugh, he simply said,
"The people of Argentina need more watching over than the Chileans.
Bits & Pieces, June 25, 1992.
French novelist and playwright Alexandre Dumas once had a heated quarrel with a rising
young politician. The argument became so intense that a duel was inevitable. Since both
men were superb shots they decided to draw lots, the loser agreeing to shoot himself.
Dumas lost. Pistol in hand, he withdrew in silent dignity to another room, closing the
door behind him. The rest of the company waited in gloomy suspense for the shot that would
end his career. It rang out at last. His friends ran to the door, opened it, and found
Dumas, smoking revolver in hand. "Gentlemen, a most regrettable thing has
happened," he announced. "I missed."
Today in the Word, Moody Bible
Institute, January 1992, p.33.
Jerome, who was always remarkable for the virulence with which he assailed his
opponents, never being able to see any good quality in them, speaks with the utmost
contempt of Pelagius and Coelestius; but Augustine, who was, after his conversion, as
highly exalted above the generality of the fathers of his age in the personal excellence
of his character, as he was in ability and knowledge of divine truth, speaks very
respectfully both of their talent and of the general character which they had sustained.
William Cunningham, quoted in Credenda Agenda,
Vol. 5, No. 2, p. 3, from
Historical Theology, Vol. I, Still Waters Revival Books, 1991, p. 327.
Statistics and Stuff
Labour mightily for a healing spirit. Away with all discriminating names whatever that
may hinder the applying of balm to heal your wounds...Discord and division become no
Christian. For wolves to worry the lambs is no wonder, but for one lamb to worry another,
this is unnatural and monstrous.
Thomas Brooks, quoted in Credenda Agenda, Vol. 5,
No. 2, p. 3, I.D.E.
How to turn a disagreement into a feud:
1. Be sure to develop and maintain a healthy fear of conflict, letting your own
feelings build up so you are in an explosive frame of mind.
2. If you must state your concerns, be as vague and general as possible. Then the other
person cannot do anything practical to change the situation.
3. Assume you know all the facts and you are totally right. The use of a clinching Bible
verse is helpful. Speak prophetically for truth and justice; do most of the talking.
4. With a touch of defiance, announce your willingness to talk with anyone who wishes to
discuss the problem with you. But do not take steps to initiate such conversation.
5. Latch tenaciously onto whatever evidence you can find that shows the other person is
merely jealous of you.
6. Judge the motivation of the other party on any previous experience that showed failure
or unkindness. Keep track of any angry words.
7. If the discussion should, alas, become serious, view the issue as a win/lose struggle.
Avoid possible solutions and go for total victory and unconditional surrender. Don't get
too many options on the table.
8. Pass the buck! If you are about to get cornered into a solution, indicate you are
without power to settle; you need your partner, spouse, bank, whatever.
Ron Kraybill, Tell it to the Church, Lynn Buzzard, David C. Cook, 1982, p. 23.
Two men who lived in a small village got into a terrible dispute that they could not
resolve. So they decided to talk to the town sage. The first man went to the sage's home
and told his version of what happened. When he finished, the sage said, "You're
absolutely right." The next night, the second man called on the sage and told his
side of the story. The sage responded, "You're absolutely right." Afterward, the
sage's wife scolded her husband. "Those men told you two different stories and you
told them they were absolutely right. That's impossible -- they can't both be absolutely
right." The sage turned to his wife and said, "You're absolutely right."
David Moore in Vital Speeches of the Day.