BALDNESS

One member of the bridge club was wearing a gold locket on a chain around her neck. "That's lovely," another player said. "Do you keep a memento in it?" "A lock of my husband's hair," replied the first woman. "Oh. But your husband is still alive." "Yes," said the first, "but his hair is gone." 

Ohio Motorist.

A few yarns:

Don't regard it as losing hair. Think of it as gaining face.
The good man always comes out on top.
At least it's neat.
God only made so many perfect heads, the rest he covered with hair.

Traditional.

Better a bald head than none at all. 

Austin O'Malley.